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President - Ian Spalding R O G S
another example of my dithering incompetence. Done it ! Every banger is back in Captain - Neil Middleditch c/o Mr G R Storey, Secretary
that blackened pan, and nobody noticed. Shame I didn’t have time to clean off Vice - Matt March 9 Boswells Close, Bere Regis, BH20 7JE
the pine needles. Secretary - Guy Storey Telephone:- 01929 471041
Treasurer - Peter Cheeseman
A collection of smiling faces suggested the lunch went down well. Nobody said a www.bereregis.com e-mail: golf@bereregis.com
thing, seems as though I got away with it. Or did I? Maureen, John’s more Golf Days held every month, usually the last Friday, from February through to October.
compassionate wife, looked at me with a knowing smile “loved the garnish”. Membership currently full. Contact Guy Storey – 471041 for waiting list and details.
Brian Margetson V E N U E S 2020
Date Venue Trophy Winner

6th March Ferndown Golf Club Members Challenge Cancelled
Food Glorious Food
27th March Rushmore Golf Club GRS Trophy Cancelled
“I can't face another evening of eating 'practice' dishes “ groaned Joel.”What is th
it this week?” 24 April Came Down Golf Club Jim Corbin Cup Cancelled
“Biscuits.” Gina said. “Shouldn't be too heavy on the stomach although she is 29th May Salisbury and South Wilts GC Ex-Landlord’s cup
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making several flavours and we'll have to try them all.” 26 June Ashley Wood Golf Club President’s Cup
It had all been so exciting to start with. Kate, their flatmate, had been chosen to 31st July Bulbury Golf Club Memorial Cup
be a contestant on the Great British Bake Off. There was the secrecy, the delight
in tasting Kate's delicious food and hearing all the backstage gossip about the 28th August Dorset Golf and Country Club Captain’s Cup
presenters. Monday to Thursday evenings they got to eat what Kate had baked. 25 September Lyme Regis Golf Club Whitbread Pairs
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When Kate got Star Baker they hardly knew how to contain themselves to keep
the secret. 30 October Dibden Golf Centre Zoom Trophy
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It began to pall on pastry week when they both felt that if they picked at another
pie, tasted another tart or chewed into a quiche that their stomachs would Mini Tour - 12th-14th June - Llandhydrock GC | AGM - 11th November -
explode. In the end they had persuaded her to give the left over food to the Bere Regis Sports Club | Christmas Cup of Good Cheer and Presentation Evening
homeless on the streets. At first the vagrants had looked at Kate with suspicion as - 5th December at Wareham Golf Club |
if she was the witch offering a poisoned apple to Snow White. The next day she
was nearly mobbed as news had spread of the great food there was for free.
“I can hardly get into my uniform for work, the waistband is so tight,” moaned
Gina. “I've started running after work to try to make room for the onslaught of
food.” They could hear Kate singing along to the radio as she cooked.
“She's so happy we can't spoil it for her and her confidence has grown
enormously. No longer the timid mouse.” said Gina. “She even told me she'd
applied for promotion at work.” said Joel.
They picked at the tiny salad they had prepared for their supper. The door was
pushed open and Kate wedged it back. “Don't want a disaster on my grand
entrance.” she said.
She entered carrying the most amazing creation, definitely her best yet. It was a
tower and Rapunzel looked from the window with her hair cascading down to

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