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NEWS FROM WESTMINSTER
For Betsy Loveless of Tolpuddle (1835)

My work has been very varied this month – both in My dearest darling Betsy, I work to earn our keep.
Parliament and here in Dorset. In Parliament I brought
forward the Retained EU Law Bill on behalf of the I toil until the sun goes down. I plough, I sow, I reap.
Government, and was involved in several I plough, I sow, I reap to put a roof above our head,
Parliamentary debates for that. I also answered With children to be clothed, and a family to be fed.
questions at the despatch box with the Attorney I work to earn our keep, but they have taken me away,
General, on a range of issues including fraud, and
prosecutions of people who have committed serious And that is the only reason, I am not with you today.
violence. You can watch my contributions on my
website or YouTube channel. I’ve also had meetings My dearest darling Betsy, it has never been so tough.
and correspondence with Ministers and other The farmer cuts my wage, as if I do not do enough.
colleagues to discuss both Parliamentary issues, and also to raise important The farmer cuts my wage and there is nothing I can say.
constituency concerns.
I turn my collar to the cold. I bend my knee to pray.
I was pleased to able to welcome the It has never been so tough, for they have taken me away,
Minister for the Environment to Dorset to And that is the only reason, I am not with you today.
see Poole harbour, and discuss nutrient
management and migration, pollution, My dearest darling Betsy, be courageous and be strong.
and the role of farmers near the
harbour. We have already discussed the There will never be another, to whom I do belong.
oil spill, and I know she is working hard There will never be another, to whom I will be true.
to ensure a thorough investigation into There will never be a moment when I do not think of you.
what happened. Be courageous and be strong. They have taken me away,
I was delighted to visit award-winning And that is the only reason, I am not with you today.
Wareham Forest Touring Park to hear
about their sustainability aims, and to see their tranquil site. Over the next Paul J Openshaw (March 2023)
few months, I will be running my “Spotlight on Mid Dorset and North Poole”
initiative. I want to put a spotlight on some of the amazing organisations,
businesses, and places across the constituency. If you would like to be included, Crocodile I do not know what he expected,
please do get in touch – send me a photo, let me know what you can offer to After bringing it home from the shop,
local people, or ask me to come and visit. As your MP I get to meet an incredibly When I left home, the first job I did,
wide variety of people, and visit lots of brilliant businesses and charities. I want to Was to learn how to milk a cow. But when an idea came into his head,
make sure that everyone knows about you – so please do get in touch! He didn’t know when to stop.
It was on my list of things to do.
I’ve also had lots of contact with children and young people this month. I’ve It isn’t on there now. I wonder what the bin men thought,
been quizzed by a school group visiting Parliament, and have visited several
schools in the constituency. I’ve also talked to sixth formers about being an MP The man to whom I was apprentice, As they caught a glimpse of its skin,
and Solicitor General, and the work opportunities within the Government and When, needless to say, the crocodile
Civil Service. My office have hosted a group of work experience students – giving Was a little bit weird in his head. died,
them an insight into the work of an MP, and of my staff. For a pet, he kept a crocodile, And ended up in the bin.
In a bath tub, in his shed.
Over the summer I am looking forward to spending some time with my family,
and also to being out and about across Dorset and Poole – hearing from you, Paul J Openshaw (May 2023)

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