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from the culture recovery DOG BLOG
fund, including The Tivoli in
Wimborne, and the Rex in
Wareham. Sport is also re- Scarecrows
starting, and I was delighted to
open the new cricket nets at It’s all my fault, that my Owner is tired grumpy
The Hamworthy Club in frustrated and exhausted. My fault that I
Merley. The club has been suggested she did a drag scarecrow. It was her
acting as a vaccine hub, but is idea to do something specific like Lawrence
now also able to open for Chaney the winner of Ru Paul’s drag race. Not
sport and hospitality. This is much has gone right.
particularly good news for the An appeal to the WI for a long dress or purple skirt
youth teams, as I know that produced a white polyester Wedding dress. An
the lack of sport and recreation has been especially difficult for young people. attempt to dye this purple produced a baby pink

Please do get in touch if you help or support. As my staff are all working from dress. She then obtained purple spray paint from
home, it is best to get in touch by email michael.tomlinson.mp@parliament.uk . I the Range which is still open. (Not many essential
send out a regular email update – you can sign up on my website goods on sale in there but they sell Bird seed and
www.michaeltomlinson.org.uk where you can also find links to the latest pet food). Only one tin of paint available and this
coronavirus advice. Follow me on twitter @michael4MDNP or find me on ran out. When applied to the fabric the paint
facebook www.facebook.com/michael4MDNP went everywhere and was not even. She used
cheap purple poster paint to finish it.

She was unable to get black and white check
fabric for the racing checks and used fur fabric
instead. She was thrilled to be able to order Ru Paul badges but they didn’t turn
up on time so were never used. I was fed up with her bad moods. I would come
in from a walk and find Lawrence Chaney’s Papier mache head drying out in the
oven. His body was assembled and left lying on a trestle table in the front room as
if he was lying in state. He was being regularly turned like a Covid patient so she
could work on both sides.

The hands were made from plastic Gloves stuffed with
tissues and wires. His nails were cut out of a plastic milk
bottle stuck on and painted red. The teeth were
LOCAL MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT fashioned out of the handles of plastic knives and

Michael Tomlinson MP 
Michael.tomlinson.mp@parliament.uk
holds regular surgeries
in the constituency. For  01202 624216
details of forthcoming  www.michaeltomlinson.org.uk
surgeries or to make an
appointment, please @Michael4MDNP
contact his office.

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