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November 2023                                                                       November 2023

       Elections                                                                             With  apologies  to  the  creators  of  the  song  'THE   POETRY
                                                                                             SEWING MACHINE'
       2024 is an election year which means all members of the Parish Council will be up                                                     CORNER
       for re-election. Election packs will be available from November 2023 if you would     From the film "The Perils Of Pauline" (1947)
       like to put your name forward as a Parish Councillor. These will be available from    (Frank Loesser)
       Dorset Council or from the Clerk.                                                     Sung  by  Betty  Hutton  (with  Joe  Lilley  &  His
                                                                                             Orchestra) - 1947

       May’s Wood
       The  Parish  Council  continues  to  liaise  with  the  SaveMe  Trust  regarding  a  way
       forward in respect of access to the land but, for the time being, the fenced areas   The Mowing Machine
       will remain closed to the public. If this situation should change, we will be sure to
       inform everyone.                                                                    Ohhh, the mowing machine, the mowing   A job that must be done
                                                                                           machine,                               So  by  evening  I'm  so  weary  I'm

                                                                                           A boy's best friend,                   ignoring everyone.
       Christmas Trees                                                                     If I didn't have my mowing machine,

       Following the loss of our previous contractor,                                      It would drive me round the bend       Ohhh,  the  mowing  machine,  the
                                                                                                                                  mowing machine,
       a new supplier has been located and we are                                          But  a  pushin'  a  pushin'  and  trundle  a   The grass keeps on a growin',
       able  to  offer  4’  trees  at  £12  each.  If  you                                 trundle
       would like to order a tree, please contact the                                      And up and down all day                If I didn't have my mowing machine,
       Clerk as soon as possible. Payment will have                                                                               How would I do my mowin'
       to  be  made  by  bank  transfer  as  usual.  The                                   So by evening I'm so weary that it's time   But a pushin' a pushin' and trundle a
       trees  will  be  collected  at  the  beginning  of                                  to hit the hay.                        trundle
       December and delivered to your door.
                                                                                           Ohhh, the mowing machine, the mowing   I must do it all again
                                                                                           machine,                               But the clouds are drifting in, I'm sure
       Village Calendar                                                                    an admirable device,                   that it will rain.
                                                                                           If I didn't have my mowing machine'
       The Village Calendar is now on sale at Nisa. The chosen charity this year will be                                          Ohhh,  the  mowing  machine,  the
       Dorset  Mind.  This  is  a  self-funded  local  charity  that  helps  people  in  Dorset   My lawn would look less nice    mowing machine,
       experiencing mental health problems access the vital support they need.             But  a  pushin'  a  pushin'  and  trundle  a   A boy's best friend,
                                                                                           trundle
                                                                                                                                  If I didn't use my mowing machine,
       Communibus Trips                                                                    As busy as can be                      I'd have more time to spend,
                                                                                           So by evening I'm so weary I can hardly
       These are proving incredibly popular and the bus is now out almost every week.      eat my tea.                            less  pushin'  a  pushin'  and  trundle  a
       The programme for the remainder of the year is as follows:                                                                 trundle,
       Nov 8th Ottery St Mary - £12 Depart 9.30am                                          Ohhh, the mowing machine, the mowing   Oh get a gardener in,
       Nov 21st Tower Park, B&M & The Range - £10 Depart 10am                              machine,                               Because  relaxing  in  the  afternoon  is
       Dec 6th Palmer’s Nursery - £10 Depart 10am                                          My favourite tool indeed,              surely not a sin.

       Dec 18th Xmas Lunch & Lights - £10 Depart 1pm                                       If I didn't have my mowing machine,
                                                                                           My lawn would go to seed               Chris Nother. (can be sung to the tune
       To book please contact Kim Benjafield on 01929 471170                               But  a  pushin'  a  pushin'  and  trundle  a   of  'The  Sewing  Machine'  but  please

       Departure from Bere Regis Dental Surgery, Manor Farm Road                           trundle,                               don't ask me)

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